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Post by chancreuxse on Jan 25, 2006 19:54:18 GMT -5
Nothing comes to mind when I try to think of a car more expensive than a ferrari. What car did he take with him?! And does it irk you when they advertise Geico on your home page?
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Post by grant on Jan 26, 2006 8:26:00 GMT -5
Bentley
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Post by Chad Manning on Jan 26, 2006 9:52:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I noticed that. I'm just waiting for my boss to walk up one day and think that I am applying with them.
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Post by Chad Manning on Feb 3, 2006 16:11:44 GMT -5
I'm not really supposed to divulge customer's names, but I couldn't pass this one up...
Phuc Gno Nguyen = Pronounced "Fuk No Nwin"
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Post by chancreuxse on Feb 7, 2006 2:18:00 GMT -5
In the spirit of keeping this thread alive, I'm going to take the liberty of posting stories about customers in general. This idea of mine was prompted when a lady reportedly locked herself in our store for an hour and had to have a lady from the store next to ours call the police to let her out. That's right folks -INSIDE the store. I guess she didn't think to press the door handle to let herself out?
The police don't have keys to our store, and I wasn't called about it, so the only way I can think of her getting out is if she... pressed the door handle. I haven't heard any customer complaints about it, which leads me to believe whoever it was is too embarrassed to say anything. ;D
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Post by Chad Manning on Feb 14, 2006 17:14:51 GMT -5
That's why you need to make sure you park correctly.
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Post by Chad Manning on Feb 17, 2006 11:01:49 GMT -5
I know I have posted a few crazy claims here, but here is an example of what makes the crazy ones worth it. This was a call received by one of my employees and she sent the e-mail to the unit. It shows you why I love Liberty Mutual. It is awesome to receive a call like this, especially if you just got yealled at be someone who is ungrateful for the help you are giving them.
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Post by Pac on Feb 18, 2006 18:18:13 GMT -5
I just took a service call (when an apartment resident is calling maintenance) that went like this:
Me: Welcome home to Watersong, my name is Patrick, how can I help you today? Tenant: Yeah, I've got a problem. Me: Okay, let me get some quick info first. <Me getting the tenant's information> Me: Alright, what can I help you with today? Tenant: On my back porch...I think I need to call animal control. Me: What's on your back porch? Tenant: There's a skunk on my back porch with a yogurt cup on its head. Me: ............ Tenant: Hello? Me: Yeah, you need to call animal control.
Weirdo skunks with their yogurt habits, I'm tellin ya.
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Post by chancreuxse on Feb 18, 2006 21:04:22 GMT -5
LoL
Thats almost as cool as when a swarm of bees decided they were going to hive in my porch. I called 911, who said to call animal control, who said to try calling local bee keepers, who said they don't deal with bee swarms. I called the apartment complex, and they sent out a mexican with a can of Raid (TM). While his three little girls were waiting in the car, he was spraying a swarm of bees about the size of a soccor ball, all hanging off my porch. He said this happens all the time and he usually just takes a pool pump and pumps them all away.
Wtf?
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Post by Pac on Feb 21, 2006 15:44:07 GMT -5
Here's the weird one for the day.
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Post by chancreuxse on Feb 23, 2006 13:36:20 GMT -5
maybe he ate too much yogurt?
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Post by Pac on Feb 23, 2006 14:54:10 GMT -5
I think the skunk ate all the yogurt before the possum could get to it.
Maybe it was prescription yogurt, and he was throwing up cause he didn't get his medicine...
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Post by Pac on Feb 25, 2006 18:44:16 GMT -5
Not all of them are about animals: Resident stated that there is a leak in several rooms, and brownish red water is leaking down through the walls Sounds like someone's walls are bleeding...
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Post by chancreuxse on Feb 25, 2006 21:32:28 GMT -5
sounds like pac forgot that was the "number-one-only toilet."
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Post by Chad Manning on Feb 27, 2006 11:20:16 GMT -5
I got this e-mail today. This really isn't a "claim", but I found it quite humorous that our office would do this...
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