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Jul 29, 2007 10:48:20 GMT -5
Post by Vable on Jul 29, 2007 10:48:20 GMT -5
I wish I could join in, but all my jokes are le'awful. tre'awful. :-p
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Joke
Jul 29, 2007 11:37:14 GMT -5
Post by Rabbit on Jul 29, 2007 11:37:14 GMT -5
Come on, Mr. Mine aren't any better. "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheeze!"
Your move.
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Jul 29, 2007 20:27:29 GMT -5
Post by Vable on Jul 29, 2007 20:27:29 GMT -5
I got nothin. haha
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Aug 3, 2007 15:48:08 GMT -5
Post by 0 on Aug 3, 2007 15:48:08 GMT -5
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?"
"There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"
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Aug 5, 2007 9:48:40 GMT -5
Post by Rabbit on Aug 5, 2007 9:48:40 GMT -5
Do you know the difference between a piano and a fish? You can't tunafish.
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Aug 6, 2007 11:29:59 GMT -5
Post by 0 on Aug 6, 2007 11:29:59 GMT -5
one of my personal favorites:
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, YA BAST@RD!! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"
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Aug 6, 2007 15:04:44 GMT -5
Post by Mike on Aug 6, 2007 15:04:44 GMT -5
So this dog walks into a telegram office, takes out a blank form and writes:
"Woof Woof Woof. Woof Woof Woof. Woof Woof Woof."
The clerk examines the paper and politely tells the dog:
"There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."
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Aug 6, 2007 16:24:38 GMT -5
Post by 0 on Aug 6, 2007 16:24:38 GMT -5
okay, that's darn funny!!
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Aug 7, 2007 17:07:20 GMT -5
Post by Vable on Aug 7, 2007 17:07:20 GMT -5
Why do woman have their period? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because they deserve it.
/duck /dip /dodge /dive /duck
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Aug 7, 2007 17:42:44 GMT -5
Post by Adonna on Aug 7, 2007 17:42:44 GMT -5
Mike ... I don't get it ...
Ty ... ::: Slap :::
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Aug 8, 2007 9:46:07 GMT -5
Post by Teri on Aug 8, 2007 9:46:07 GMT -5
How can you tell when a man is well hung? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Aug 8, 2007 11:42:28 GMT -5
Post by Rabbit on Aug 8, 2007 11:42:28 GMT -5
So there I was, balls deep......nevermind.
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Aug 8, 2007 15:12:49 GMT -5
Post by Vable on Aug 8, 2007 15:12:49 GMT -5
hehehe.
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Oct 3, 2007 14:12:22 GMT -5
Post by Adonna on Oct 3, 2007 14:12:22 GMT -5
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers 17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
18. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
20. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer A Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .
21. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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Oct 3, 2007 14:46:43 GMT -5
Post by abby on Oct 3, 2007 14:46:43 GMT -5
god I love a good one liner!
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