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Post by suzanne on Oct 21, 2007 7:20:35 GMT -5
Okay, Patrick, you will love this:
This thread shall contain random dangling participles that you or someone else may use....
I will go first:
On a poster for an electric co-op:
**If you fail to reach a cooperative employee at the number listed above...***
Hmm... maybe they shouldn't hire un-cooperative people!
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Post by suzanne on Oct 27, 2007 23:18:36 GMT -5
A black leather belt was found on a nearby branch believed to belong to Cutler...
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Post by suzanne on Oct 31, 2007 4:01:01 GMT -5
"inside the courthouse he was captured by the elevator..."
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Post by suzanne on Oct 31, 2007 4:06:15 GMT -5
- The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.
- The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives.
~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.
- Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time.
- The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was trying to force feed it in his ear.
- We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing Scrabble and reading.
- Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants armed only with spears.
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