"I HATE MY JOB" day

[Chad Manning]

When you have an "I-HATE-MY-JOB" day, please try this.
On your way home from work stop by at the local pharmacy and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be sure this is the brand-named thermometer you're purchasing.

Proceed to your home, enter and lock the door behind you, and lift the
telephone receiver off the hook.

You DO NOT want to be disturbed.

Change into comfortable, loose-fitting clothing and sit in your favorite
chair.

Then open the package and remove the contents, carefully place the
thermometer on the table or a surface where it will not be broken,
chipped or cracked by mistake.
Then unfold the instructional materials packaged with the thermometer
and read in its entirety. Please remember to read even the small print
sections. THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS, and where you will find the
following statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer manufactured by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested by one of our employees."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times.....

"I am so happy that I do not work in the Quality Control Section in the
Thermometer Manufacturing Unit at Johnson & Johnson."
Have a wonderful day today and remember...
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE
BUTT THAN YOURS!