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Post by Chad Manning on Mar 30, 2006 9:35:55 GMT -5
What are some of the oddest sayings you have ever heard.
For example:
You got me hot as fish grease!
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Post by Chad Manning on Mar 30, 2006 16:58:43 GMT -5
I heard this one for the first time a few minutes ago... Dealing with y'all is like tryin' to dig a hole in a swamp while beatin' the gators off with the shovel. I really don't knowhow to respond to that yet...
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Post by Pac on Mar 31, 2006 12:06:02 GMT -5
I still like the one you posted earlier on the quotes board:
"You can pour syrup on sh!t, but it don't make it a pancake."
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Post by Chad Manning on Apr 14, 2006 12:12:35 GMT -5
"I'm full as a tick on a hairy dog's ass!"
Odd... and somewhat gross.
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Post by Pac on Apr 15, 2006 11:22:17 GMT -5
"I'm as afraid as a bucket of chicken at Oprah's."
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Post by Chad Manning on Jun 8, 2006 10:22:25 GMT -5
"I'd rather kiss a fat man's ass than accept that offer. "
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Post by Brian on Jun 8, 2006 14:15:00 GMT -5
"That's neater than a skiteers peter!"
That one was from my dad...
Or another one of his weird sayings... "Tickel your but with a feather!"Said real fast.. then when you say what? "Oh I said what nice weather were having..." He said that to many of women when we were out and about...
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Post by 0 on Jun 23, 2006 8:44:44 GMT -5
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
The early bird gets the worm. but the second mouse gets the cheese
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Post by Rabbit on Jun 23, 2006 13:03:44 GMT -5
Black holes are where God divided by zero. Eww. What happens if God used imaginary numbers? Oh, wait, I guess we get elves then.
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Post by 0 on Jun 23, 2006 14:59:44 GMT -5
what if god uses the pythagorean theory?
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Post by Chad Manning on Jun 23, 2006 16:10:28 GMT -5
That's how I got here. ;D
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Post by Chad Manning on Feb 26, 2007 22:09:59 GMT -5
I haven't posted one of these in a while, but I heard this today and thought it was great!
"I don't want you to think I'm happy to see you go, but don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya..."
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Post by suzanne on Mar 17, 2007 20:01:17 GMT -5
#1) Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle... Um.... Okay??? #2) They gypped me! - meaning that they acted like gypsies and stole something from you very derrogatory to GYPSIES! #3) I haven't seen you in a coon's age... Sooo... exactly how long DOES a coon live? #4) Happy as a lark... how happy are larks? aren't they birds? #5) More than you can shake a stick at... no idea #6) Don't make me open up a can o worms on ya! Okay... so then what happens? #7) Running your mouth I can see how this comes into play... moving your mouth very fast... but, still interesting #8) Drunker than Cooter Brown... Who tha HAIL is he??? #9) Sam hill.... What in the sam hill is sam hill??? for more info on some sayings: cellar.org/showthread.php?s=af96754f86d865b89ef1215131f34b0c&t=9453&page=2This could make a GREAT wedding game!
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Post by Vable on Mar 22, 2007 14:30:49 GMT -5
One of my coworkers uses the phrase: "I smell what your steppin in". Rather amusing
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Post by suzanne on Mar 22, 2007 16:29:51 GMT -5
"That smells worse than a bag full o' asses"
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