Unbirthday Song

[Chad Manning]

Statistics prove (prove) that you've one birthday
one birthday ev'ry year.
But there are three hundred and sixty four
unbirthdays.
That is why we're gathered here to cheer.

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you,
It's great to drink to someone and I guess that you will do.
A very merry unbirthday to you.

A very merry unbirthday to me? , to you,
A very merry unbirthday for me? , for you,
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true,
A very merry unbirthday to you.

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us,
A very merry unbirthday to us, to us.
If there are no objections let it be unanimous,
A very merry unbirthday to us.

A very merry unbirthday to me. To who?
A very merry unbirthday to me. To you?
Let’s all congratulate me with a present I agree,
A very merry unbirthday to me.

A very merry unbirthday to all, to all,
A very merry unbirthday to all, to all.
Let’s have a celebration, hire a band and rent a hall,
A very merry unbirthday, a very merry unbirthday,
A very merry unbirthday to all.